Bregovic & Mihailovic Dating Service. Part II
November
9th,
2012
Zurich
“Honestly,
my wedding was something spontaneous
and not really planned,” Guntram insisted miserably, and the Serb
rose an eyebrow as he placed the glasses over the kitchen's
countertop. The younger man took a seat on one of the stools, feeling
a bit stupid after his last remark.
“Really?
How long does it take for
a Breguet to be manufactured?” he challenged Guntram.
“I don't know,” Guntram answered sheepishly. “Some
weeks?”
“Yes,
Guntram, some weeks,” Goran snorted. “Not even pictures!”
“Alexei
took some with his mobile phone. I sent them to you by e-mail.”
“Big
thing,” Goran snorted again. “I'm still upset with the Duke,
and nothing you say will make me change my mind.”
“Konrad had the best intentions in mind. He never
wanted to insult you or anyone in the family.”
“Yes, I've heard that excuse already. All right, I
can't do a thing if your husband is a bit brain-challenged.
Ferdinand's shouting was good enough.”
“And
don't forget Albert, Adolf, Elisabetta, Tita, Carolina and a long
list of other
upset people yelling at him too,” Guntram said with a smile. “I
could have not coped with a four hundred people wedding, my friend.”
“That's
the only thing preventing me from
breaking his neck,” Goran said partly smiling.
“How about you? Don't you want to marry?” Guntram
asked casually.
“Marry?
No. What for? I'm perfectly fine as I am,”
Goran answered in a blink.
“To have children of your own. You manage very well
with Kurt.”
“Exactly.
I have your boy and you take him away when he starts to cry or needs
to be cleaned. Ideal situation for me.”
“Maybe
a little
company would do you some good.”
“Since
I
was sponsored as the next Hochmeister,
I have had to suffer more company than ever before. All of them
mendicants for millions or favours. I'm glad to come home to an empty
house.”
“Yes,
I see your point,
but maybe it would be good to have someone to take your mind away
from the problems,” Guntram suggested. “How about a home-made
dinner?” he asked when he saw Goran get the already served dishes
out of the large refrigerator and place them over the kitchen's
marble countertop.
“Guntram,
in which century do you live? A wife and a home-made dinner don't
necessarily go together,” smirked Goran. “In fact, any woman
nowadays would kill you if you say something like that—unless she
works as a chef in a restaurant. My relationship with the microwave
is more than satisfactory for both of us.” Nonchalantly, he pushed
the start button. “Besides, Nicoletta cooks very well.”
Seeing
that he was heading towards
a lost battle, Guntram decided to change his tactic. “Do you know
I'm getting a babysitter?”
“Are you not a bit too old for that?” Goran
retorted immediately.
“Not
for me,” Guntram growled, upset that,
no matter how many years had passed, all the men still considered him
‘the baby of the pack’. “It's for Kurt, for when we are here.
I'm afraid one day he will drink the turpentine. He moves so fast and
escapes from everywhere I put him that I can't follow him.”
“That's
true,” Goran chuckled as he placed the second dish inside his
longtime friend,
the microwave, and served the first one to Guntram. “I thought you
didn't want to have new service around,” he added a bit puzzled.
“Her
name is Natalya, and
Ratko recommended her. Someone he knows through his wife, Mirjana.
From her
same village. She's a grad student and will be coming to Zurich to
start a master's degree,” Guntram said, keeping a straight face.
“A Serbian woman here?” Goran asked bewildered.
“Yes,
I see no problem. She speaks English,
and if I don't understand her, you can translate. She likes
children.”
“I'm
glad you are hiring someone to help you. Your little one is very
active,
and it's hard to keep up with him.”
“I
wouldn't have anyone if it were by me, but I have to start putting my
fears aside or my whole life will
be pure hell. To tell you the truth, Constantin was able to keep Kurt
entertained all the time as they both had the same enormous amounts
of energy. I simply cannot do it.”
“Guntram,
you have a heart condition,
and he has more energy than your other two boys put together. True,
he's much nicer than any other child I've ever met, but he's
permanently investigating things.”
“Or
escaping from wherever you put him in. Constantin had the idea of
letting him roam free,
and now he considers it to be his right,” Guntram said and
carefully checked how Goran had taken the fact that he had mentioned
Repin, but the Serb didn't look impressed at all. Inwardly, he sighed
in relief; just as Konrad, nobody was judging or testing him. 'That
makes the nightmare less horrible than it was and easier to forget.'
“I
wouldn't like to be caged either, Guntram. Babies are stronger than
you think. Just keep him out of harm's way and everything will be all
right. How old is she?” Goran asked distractedly, and
Guntram almost smiled, certain that Goran had bitten the bait.
“She must be around twenty-seven.”
“Too old.”
“Too old?” Guntram repeated dismayed.
“We need an eighteen-year-old who can run after him,”
Goran said pensively. “Married?”
“No,
not yet,” Guntram answered, recovering from his shock because for
a second he had thought Goran wanted a much younger wife. “Judging
by the photos, she looks to be very beautiful.”
“Beautiful
and not married at twenty-seven? There is something wrong with
her.”
“Are
you the same man who has just asked me in which century do I live?”
Guntram retorted with a smirk. “Women marry when they want to or
feel prepared for it, you know.”
“Touché.
You said she is from Krajina?” Goran asked,
and Guntram had to bit his lips to prevent a smile to come to his
lips.
* * *
Kurt
couldn't believe his bad luck that morning. First,
Papa had brought a woman to the flat and the first thing she had done
was to lock him inside the playpen. He had cried at the top of his
lungs and she had come many times to offer him more toys to play
with, without realising that he only wanted his freedom back. How
much clearer did she need him to say it than “Bear no, out!” to
understand him?
Finally,
his father had left him roam free in his studio while he painted and
she went out for some time. Just when he was about to snatch his
father's new watch, abandoned over a chair, to inspect it more
closely, the woman had returned and said, “No, baby, no. This is
for grown ups,” as she took it away.
Watching
his
lost treasure, once more securely placed on a high shelf, from inside
the playpen, had been the candied cherry on top of the cake. Kurt had
yelled his rage so much that even his father had decided he needed to
buy a new oil tube right
now.
Uncle
Goran had passed by the flat after lunch, and he had spoken for a
long while with the
woman before he decided to accompany the new nanny and Kurt to the
park in front of the house.
At least he had been set free in the sandbox as both
grown ups continued to speak ignoring him.
Kurt
watched how she would laugh or smile
at Goran and wondered what was so funny as he rhythmically hit the
sand with his mini-shovel.
* * *
“The
pigeon
flew over,” Guntram mumbled over his mobile phone as he finished
cleaning his—once more all smiles, rosy as ever—son.
“What?” Ratko blurted out.
“Is
not that what you say when a
mission has to
be aborted?” Guntram fired back, sitting a very cooperative toddler
over the changer to better
fix the buttons of his brown jumpsuit.
“Come again?”
“Goran
is away and Natalya is furious with me. I simply don't get it. I left
them alone, and according to the doorman, they went to the park
conversing between them, and everything was fine. Two hours later, I
get a hysterical woman back in my flat plus a
very upset Goran, and you know what it means. I had to send her to
your wife's.”
“What happened?”
“I
don't know, maybe Kurt is getting the flu or it was something he ate.
I mean, he threw up all over
her and she went crazy. She told me I'm an idiot for sending a baby
to their date.”
“She
was
upset just because of that?”
“Like
The
Exorcist child.”
“I see. Fine, don't worry. Mirjana will fix it. Goran
was upset?”
“He
said something along the lines of with women like her it
really makes no sense to have children. I don't know. He slammed the
door when he left home.”
“All right, she's out. We move to candidate number
two,” Ratko sighed.
* * *
Two
weeks later
“Come
here, little one,” Goran said with a smile, saving Kurt from his
confinement, once more trapped inside
the abhorred playpen. “I'll take you out and we will have a good
piece of cherry cake together.”
“Were
you not supposed to be at the meeting?”
Guntram asked a bit shocked to see him standing at his door as his
son jumped, holding from the bars of his playpen, hoping to be picked
up and hugged.
“What
for? I already told the Duke my ideas on the matter, and he should
deal with them. Associates like him better as he is not a poor brute
like me,” Goran said in
a mocking tone. “Councillors do work, you know, Guntram.”
“But
you are the Hochmeister,”
Guntram protested.
“Exactly.
The less they see me, the better.
You don't get to see the king every day,” he smirked. “If you
allow them to do so, you lose their respect as he becomes one of the
bunch. The Duke was too democratic for my taste, with all those
endless meetings and gatherings.”
“Tomorrow
comes the new au pair girl. She is going to stay here,” Guntram
said out of the blue while Goran was holding his son.
“As
long as she is not a Muslim
like the previous one.”
“She
was only considering converting
to Islam,” Guntram retorted.
“Enough for me. Muslim. I don't want a Muslim near my
godchild.”
“Goran,
Islam is not contagious, you know?” Guntram said,
but Goran fixed his eyes on him and the young man felt very uneasy.
“Very well,” murmured Guntram in defeat as he
turned around to go for Kurt's coat. Candidate number two was
definitively out and number three was on her way.
* * *
With
the toddler securely held in his arms, Goran leaned
forward to let the child push the elevator's button, and he smiled
infected by the boy's delight when the child heard the elevator start
to move. “We’ll go to Sprüngli and get you a piece of cake. You
have to be nice and let me do my papers. Is that clear?”
The
baby's babbling made him chuckle and he put him down, holding him by
the hand. The first snowflakes that
had started to fall made Goran reconsider his decision of walking all
the way to the café, and instead he drove his car to the bank's
garage and from there walked the remaining two hundred metres at a
very slow pace, allowing the small one to walk on his own.
The
confectionery was crowded with tourists, who
were standing even along the bar, and Goran huffed as he detested
being in crowded closed spaces. “This is too noisy,” he said to
the baby. “Do you want to see my office?” he asked him as a sort
of compensation for the missed cake, and Kurt nodded.
“Wait,
Mirko told me about a new place nearby, in Fraumünsterstrasse.
The Argentinean found it some days ago. I forgot to tell your father.
It seems they have this local cake he likes very
much. Should we give it a try?”
Kurt
only dedicated him a broad smile and pulled from
his trousers asking to be carried.
Some
ten minutes later, Goran stood in front of the new confectionery:
a small shop with only four marble tables, two counters filled with
cakes, and some shelves with glass jars full of candies in different
colours and sizes. What struck him most was that the decoration was
very old fashioned; dark brown walls with restored turn of the
century mouldings contrasted with the white high ceiling and its
Tiffany glass lamps. 'We should send the Duke here,' thought Goran.
“Hello,”
a
medium-sized woman with dark hair greeted him. “May I help you?”
“Is it possible to have coffee at this hour?” Goran
asked as the place was empty and obviously she was the only person
taking care of the shop.
“Yes,
of course,” she answered, coming from behind the counter with a
menu on her hand. She showed him to a table next to the window,
and he noticed that there was a colourful rubber puzzle carpet with
some wooden toys on it.
“Can
I leave the child there?”
he asked surprised.
“Yes,
of course. We
have not had many children yet, but this is a confectionery and it's
the natural place for them. We expect to have some women come with
their children for coffee after shopping. He is our first young
customer. Hello, baby,” she said with a big smile as she caressed
Kurt's head, and he smiled back in a shy way.
“At
this hour children are in school or at the day care centre,” Goran
answered, but she was not paying him attention anymore, totally
focused on the baby. 'Kurt will have no trouble to get a woman,' he
thought as he sat him in one of the chairs to release him from his
coat before putting him on the carpet as the lady ran away to close
the glass doors to prevent the child from escaping to the street.
Kurt followed her very happy, and once more she smiled at him.
'Pity she already has a job, would be a good babysitter
for you,' thought Goran as he sat and took the menu left on the
table.
“Today
we
have cherry cake, Dobos torte, apple crumble and lemon pie. I think
the best for the child would be the apple crumble as the others have
too much cream or butter for him,” she said, and Goran noticed her
accent. He watched the window with the name “Marie Antoinette's”
painted in
white.
“No Black Forest cake?” Goran asked.
“I'm
afraid not, Black Forest is on Saturdays and Thursdays. We bake
different cakes according to the day
of the week.”
'No
out of the assembly line cakes?' thought Goran. “Then, I'll take
the cherry one, a black coffee and the apple crumble for the child.”
“Very
well, sir,” she answered as she disappeared behind the counter to
slice their
cakes and prepare his coffee in
the machine. Without speaking another word, she served him and
returned to her place behind the counter to take care of two
customers who
had just entered.
Goran
tasted the cake after watching how fast Kurt devoured his own piece
and felt in bliss. 'Sprüngli just lost a customer,' he thought and
looked at the woman,
greeting a young girl that had entered the store and was donning an
apron. From that moment onwards, the shop became an ebb and flow of
people, all buying things but nobody staying to have a coffee.
'Strange,' he thought, but as he saw that Kurt was busy with some
blocks, he got his iPad out to read his e-mails and work.
He
was a bit surprised when,
instead of the young Swiss helper, it was the woman who brought him
the tab, and again her attention focused on the baby. “Does he eat
chocolate?” she asked, and Goran said yes.
“Here,
for you,” she said, giving the child
a small frog shaped chocolate which Kurt took with delight.
* * *
February
20th,
2013
Guntram
was overwhelmed. Five different candidates in three
months and none of them had tickled Goran's fancy.
'He's more complicate than we all thought. Let's try
with number six.
'Really,
Milan or Ratko should take over. Even Marko got a girlfriend out of
this parade of women. I can't do it any longer,' he thought as he
watched Goran drive away in his BMW with his son to have coffee at
that new shop they were always going.
'Finding
him a
place to eat cake was easier than finding him a wife.'
* * *
March
14th,
2013
“How
is the operation going?” Konrad asked over the phone.
“Excuse
me?” Guntram replied astonished. “What
operation?” he added as he retouched once more some details of
Kurt's sleeve in
the portrait of his three sons.
“Miss Serbia 2013.”
“You
are just calling me because now it
is your candidate the one who is on the spot and you fear she will
fail.”
“I always bet to winners,” Konrad retorted.
“Fine.
He took her out two nights ago. Dinner somewhere, not the
Königshalle,” Guntram told him as he frowned,
thinking that perhaps the teddy bear in Kurt's hands was not painted
as exactly as it should be.
“You
don't sound too enthusiastic.”
“This
one is candidate number six. Do you have any idea of what is to have
six different women in four months living
under your roof? When this is over, I'm moving to a monastery.”
Konrad
chuckled visibly amused. “You should have consulted me a
long time ago, Maus.
See? He took her out. That's more than what he
did with the
previous five.”
“Number
three looked
like she stood a chance, but I don't know what happened. Goran tells
me nothing. He only laughs when I tell him that I have a new
babysitter and comes to ‘inspect her’ so we don't have a repeat
of the mess with the almost Muslim one.”
“That
was a
most stupid thing to do.”
“Old
data,” Guntram growled offended at Konrad's words. “And she was
considering
conversion. She was only taking the study courses.”
“Yes,
of course. Because to
consider conversion is like buying a new hat,” Konrad smirked. “So,
he took my
candidate
to dinner?”
“Yes,
you can collect whatever you might have bet with Ferdinand,”
Guntram gritted.
“How childish can you all be?”
“I
didn't bet on this. I'm merely returning the
favour to Goran for marrying my own family.”
“What?”
“First,
Armin with his goddaughter,
who, by the way, was an excellent choice and saved us all a lot of
time; and then your cousin Eberhard with the lawyer. I didn't have to
fire him because he left us to go live with Lanusse. I believe that
even Ratko Bregovic was happy with that solution.”
“Matchmaking
is an art that none of you master. Let Goran be,” Guntram sighed.
“I'm not capable of continuing with all this.”
“Number
six is the
winner, trust me. I never make mistakes with these things,”
Konrad said with sufficiency.
* * *
The
young apprentice baker suffocated a chuckle when she saw the silent
and
brooding foreigner who had been having coffee at their shop three
times a week for the past few months—almost since her employer had
opened the store—crossing the opposite street. 'Obviously, Mr.
Banker does not come for the cake only,' the blonde girl thought as
she removed her plastic gloves and dove into the kitchen to call her
boss.
“Mrs.
Hurst? It's time for my break,” she said aloud to the brunette
woman busily arranging some
strawberry cake pieces on a plate.
“Now?”
“There
are no customers,”
the girl said innocently.
“All
right, go now,
and when you return, start with those meringues ordered this
morning,” she said, but the girl had already escaped through the
back entrance.
The
sound of the front
door being opened made her leave what she was doing and she went to
attend the newcomer. She was slightly disappointed to see the
dark-haired, elegant man had come without the little child that was
always accompanying him. The man had already taken his usual place at
the table next to the window.
“Good afternoon,” she said with a soft smile as she
placed the menu in Goran's hands. “Is your son not coming today?”
“He is my godson,” Goran answered. “He stayed
with his nanny today.”
“Oh,” she sounded disappointed. “He's very nice
to have around.”
“Do you like children? I'll take the one with
apricots.”
“Yes, of course,” she said as she turned around and
walked behind the counter to prepare the coffee and slice the cake.
“But I don't have them yet.”
“Neither
do I,” answered Goran, and she looked at him wondering why he was
so talkative today. Normally, he would order what he wanted, leave
the child to play on the carpet and busy himself with his iPad or
with his strange mobile phone.
“Oh, that's a pity. You manage very well with your
godson.”
“When
my mother passed away, I took care of my brother. He was several
years younger than I,” Goran told to a perfect stranger and
wondered why he had done it. The woman's eyes were certainly kind,
but there was no way he could be sure of her intentions.
“Where
are you from? You are not Swiss,
although you speak German very well.”
“I've
been living here for the past twenty years;
since 1989. I'm from Krajina. Banja Luka to be more precise.”
“Where is that?”
“It used to be a part of Serbia.”
“Did
you leave because of the war? I also left Mexico because of the
violence,” she said
softly as she settled the cake and the cup of coffee
on his table.
“Yes, partly. My brother died on the war.”
“I'm
sorry. My fiancé was killed because some drug dealers began to shoot
randomly and they got him. His murderers were not even fighting, just
playing because they were bored. They were never prosecuted. I
couldn't stand the city any longer and moved to the most different
place
I could think of. I lived in Munich for a while with my uncle and his
family. He gave me the money to rent this place and open the store.”
“I'm
sorry for your loss,” Goran said quietly,
feeling strangely moved. 'A casualty is a casualty,' he chastised
himself, upset at this odd display of feelings.
“We
all die.
It is not our fault, and we all have to move on. It's the natural
law,” she sighed dejectedly. “I have to make this business
flourish, and you probably have to work,” she continued with a
broken smile, and Goran fixed his eyes on hers, knowing the long
desert she was now crossing on her own.
“What
is your name? Mine is Goran Pavicevic,”
he asked before he could think about it, and the brunette only smiled
again as her eyes gestured towards the letters written on the shop’s
front window— “Marie Antoinette's”—before she disappeared
inside the kitchen, leaving him behind.
* * *
“Come
on, Guntram! For old times sake!” Milan whined.
“No!”
“One
more girl. I'm sure that,
now that we know what we are looking for, we are going to succeed. My
aunt knows what to look for.”
“Why
don't you take him to ‘Forty
Dates in an Hour’?” Guntram exploded. “Six different women
living in my flat! I can't stand it any longer!”
“Number
six lasted three weeks,” pointed out Ratko. “Goran took
her out several times. A record.”
“And he poured a whole bloody bottle of wine over her
most expensive shoes! How can he be so dumb?” Guntram shouted
exasperated.
“Did
he do that?”
Milan asked in real shock. “What did she do?”
“She
shouted at
him like crazy.”
“Send
her home. It's over,” Ratko sighed. “And
get her a new pair of shoes.”
“No
need to. Goran sent her a voucher for
Manolo Blahnik's or something. How can you say it's over? She's gone,
but they promised to exchange letters.”
Both
Serbs looked at each other and shook their heads slowly. Milan sat on
a
kitchen stool and Ratko did the same, readying themselves to explain
a few things to the obviously clueless Guntram.
“Oh,
great,
I foresee a talk,” Guntram growled.
“First,
you have lived
with the same person for the past ten years. I assume before that you
didn't fool around much, did you?” Milan said in a fatherly tone.
“What
does
this have to do with Goran fussing over every woman?”
“Everything.
You were not testing the market, so to speak,”
Milan answered. “For men like us it is not that easy to find a
suitable… partner,” he said holding the word “wife” in his
mouth.
“Therefore,
we have to test them. If Goran did that, he was considering her good
wife-material,” Ratko sentenced. “It was a test. She didn't pass
it, and he paid her for her time.”
“Making a mess of my kitchen is a Serbian mating
ritual?” Guntram sneered.
“The
vehicle is immaterial;
it is the reaction what counts,” Ratko explained him, using the
voice he reserved for his children.
“Wine
does
destroy shoes. That ‘reaction’ was proved that night,” Guntram
answered sarcastically.
“No.
He was testing
her character. Anything would have done the trick. Normally, shoes
are a very sensitive thing for women. If she would have laughed, he
would have married her the next day, but she shouted at him. Her
loss. He paid her for her services and that was that.”
“You
aren’t
making any sense, Ratko,” Guntram said, unable to believe that the
Serbs could be so chauvinist and proud of it.
“One
Sunday, I told Mirjana I wanted to go have dinner at a posh place.
Unfortunately, my car went dead in the middle of the road to the
castle we were
having
dinner at, and we had to cross the forest on foot to get there. It
had rained a lot,
and her shoes and dress were ruined, but she laughed all the way and
did her best to cheer me up.”
“Yeah, such things happen if you drive with an empty
tank,” sneered Milan. “Or if your buddies empty it for you.”
“You did that on purpose?”
“One
pair of ruined shoes is nothing compared to the mess a bad wife can
cause in your life,” Ratko answered very convinced of his ideas.
“My aunt recommended it. Wise woman.”
“Now
you have to shop for
purses everywhere for her,” Milan chortled visibly amused. “Pity.
That girl had good chances, but she ruined them.”
“Incredible,”
Guntram muttered, deciding to let the whole issue go. Arguing with
Milan and Ratko was simply impossible as they would not change their
views at all,
and it seemed even ‘modern’ Goran adhere to them.
“Where
is Goran now?” Milan asked. “I haven't seen him
the whole day.”
“Out
to that place he
likes so much. With Kurt too,” Guntram answered laconically,
starting to mentally prepare for the arrival of candidate number
seven.
* * *
April
12th, 2013
“So,
here is where you hide?” Konrad said in good humour as he sat at
the small round table already occupied with Goran's documents and
iPad. “By the look of all this, I would say you have a new office.”
“The coffee here is much better than at the bank,”
Goran replied nonchalantly.
“Yes,
it's a nice place,” Konrad commented, appreciating the wooden
shelves and the very traditional decoration. “When I was a child,
Friederich used to bring me to a very similar confiserie,”
he remembered. “But the walls were beige… Catholic too. Strange,”
he commented when he saw the small framed embroidery depicting 500
Ablässe
—indulgences— next to
an image of the Virgin.
“The
owner is Mexican. Her family is from the south of Germany,
but they left for Mexico after the war. They returned to Europe five
years ago. The niece takes care of the shop.”
“Ah,”
answered Konrad already engulfed on the menu. “How is the Dobos
tarte?”
“Everything
is very good here. You should bring your children. All
is freshly made.”
“Good,”
Konrad answered,
his mind made up as the woman approached him. “The Dobos and a
coffee,” he told her, and for a second he thought that her eyes
were very pretty, but dismissed the thought almost immediately.
“Will
you join us in Copenhagen this year?”
Konrad asked Goran once they were alone.
“Do
I have a choice?”
“Some
of the associates have
felt neglected over the past months,” Konrad said acidly.
“They had the answers they were looking for. Kissing
each other will not solve their problems.”
“Goran,
you are perfectly aware of
your responsibilities as our leader.”
“This
is a new kind of leadership, different
from yours,” Goran retorted very seriously. “Mine is a leadership
for wartime. Yours was for times of abundance. Your duty was to
expand our power. Mine is to preserve it and defend what we have. I'm
not here to socialize or make new acquaintances. I was brought up not
to be a prince but a warrior, and I will lead our brotherhood to a
safe port until a new generation is ready to take over. Personally, I
don't believe we need another prince at all. I fulfil my duties
well.”
“I am only suggesting that you should pay more
attention to our associates,” Konrad growled, feeling slightly
irritated at Goran's patronizing tone. “Copenhagen is the perfect
occasion to meet with them.”
“I will go to Copenhagen and play the dance you are
suggesting, but I will not change my views on the matter.”
“Fine.”
“One-word
sentences never worked with me, my Griffin,” Goran retorted without
paying much attention to Konrad as he retrieved a small piece of
paper from his inside pocket. “This is the list of people I want to
have invited to Copenhagen.” He unfolded the sheet and gave it to
the Duke.
Konrad
glared at Goran, but he returned his gaze coldly while the other man
folded back the paper and stored it in his pocket before rising from
his chair and stomping out of the shop furious beyond himself.
“Oh,
is your friend gone?” the woman asked as she held the tray with the
cake and the
coffee.
“Remembered
he had to run some errands,” Goran explained her in good humour. He
watched her face and briefly compared her tanned skin with the
long-legged blonde Guntram had hired
as babysitter a few weeks ago. 'Why does everybody think that a
beautiful woman should be good looking?' “His loss,” he said
aloud as his finger pointed at the cake, glad that she immediately
understood his sign and placed the piece in front of him without
wasting time with words or questions.
'That
blonde was nothing more than dinner and bed. What
a waste of
time.'
* * *
April
30th,
2013
“Why
do you need another babysitter,
Guntram? Didn't you like the previous one?”
'Of
course, I
did! The problem was you,' thought the young man as he forced a
smile. “Anja, Marko's girlfriend, recommended her. She's an Erasmus
student of—” he searched his memory for the girl's occupation but
it eluded him, lost in the sea of files.
“Birgitte
or my maid are more than capable of
handling Kurt. He's a very nice fellow,” Goran said puzzled.
“—violoncello!
That's right. She studies music and was part of the Bratislava
Symphony,” Guntram said, finally remembering the data of candidate
number nine. “Blonde with big blue eyes,” he added sheepishly,
and Goran looked at him.
“Looks
like you're searching
for a model. Have her sign a work contract before you ask her to
remove her clothes,” Goran commented dryly.
“I'm
not going to paint my son's babysitter!” Guntram protested, feeling
completely miserable. 'Hope this time
the ‘male touch’ helps because even the matchmaker is losing her
patience with Goran's rejections. This one looks very good.'
“Well
for
the last five months it seems as if you have had a casting for
hot-looking babysitters going on,” Goran sneered. “Every two
weeks there's a different one camping in your guest bedroom.”
“It's hard to get good help.”
“Guntram,
answer me this:
are things going well between you and the Duke?”
“Yes,
of course. Where did you get that idea?” Guntram answered very
nervous and pretended to be very busy sorting out Kurt's wooden
blocks. As
he did so, a frowning baby removed them from the box where his father
was piling them without any kind of order or method.
“You
have been acting very strangely these
past months, and if we add to that this new mania of yours of
adopting Serbian students… I just wondered if I should be concerned
or not.”
The expression of utter guilt crossing Guntram's face
told Goran that he was on the right path to get a confession. “You
can trust me, little brother.”
“This whole story is driving me mad! The Serbian
Connection!” Guntram finally exploded and threw five blocks in one
go inside the metal box.
“Papa
no!” Kurt said firmly and poured empty
the whole box, unable to stand any longer the mess his father was
doing with his
things.
“I'm
sorry, Kurt,” Guntram mumbled, but the baby had turned his back
to him and was busy enthusiastically piling up the blocks by colour,
one on top of the other.
Goran bided his time patiently as Guntram rose from the
carpet.
“Everything is fine between Konrad and I.”
“Lacroix
is making trouble?”
“No, he's still upset with Konrad about the wedding,
but I think he will let it go in two or three months more,” Guntram
said. “It's something else.”
“I'm
listening to you,” Goran said as he sat in
one of the armchairs and Guntram took the other near him.
“I really don't know how to explain it. You're going
to hate me and with every reason.”
“Tell
me and I will decide that.”
Very
ashamed of his own foolishness, Guntram looked at his son, now busy
with the red pyramid-shaped
blocks as he was trying to place one on top of the other, failing
many times over. He got lost in the intense look the toddler was
giving to the blocks as he rotated them in his chubby hands until at
last he smiled triumphantly when he discovered that he could face one
against the other and form a much more stable cube.
“I think we have a genius in our hands,” Goran said
softly.
“Please,” Guntram laughed nervously. “You say it
because you love him.”
“No,
not really. He's not supposed to do that at this
age. Look at what he's building and you will find a pattern.”
“He
does not even speak well, and he's two years old already.”
“That's
because he's dealing with three languages simultaneously. English,
German and Russian,” Goran observed,
and Guntram looked at him devastated. “My maid speaks to him in
Russian and he still understands her. The other day I gave him
several complex orders in Russian and he obeyed me. You will not
erase this so easily, and why should you? Speaking Russian is an
advantage for him. Don't let your fears interfere with his education,
little brother.”
“Goran, you know my reasons.”
“Yes,
I do, but you should overcome your fears,” he said softly and
noticed how Guntram visibly relaxed after hearing
his words. “Now tell me what that horrible thing you have done is.”
“Conspire
to get you married,” Guntram confessed in a slurred sentence.
“Come again?”
“We
wanted to marry you to a nice Serbian lady,
but you didn't like any of them.”
“Why
on Earth would you want to marry me?” Goran barked in
a very low voice. “Are you—?” but he bit his lips before he
would have pronounced the abhorred word.
“No,
I'm not crazy. I'm an idiot,” Guntram said sheepishly,
keeping his voice so low that Goran had to approach his head to hear
him.
“You
better explain yourself, little brother.”
“The
boys told me you were very lonely, and that you needed a woman and a
child. I think you're great with children and agreed to their idea. I
also wanted you to have an
heir.”
“Define
‘the
boys’.”
“Well,
you know them,” Guntram answered nervously, hoping that it
would be enough as to appease Goran, but he only stared at him.
“Milan, Ratko, Marko, Mirko, Fedérico, Alexei, Ferdinand and
Michael. We all thought it was a good idea,” he blurted out his
confession.
“Only
the Duke and Adolf zu Löwenstein are missing from your
Dream Team, Guntram,” Goran snorted visibly upset. “Now tell me
the plan.”
“Well,
it was very simple. I was supposed to hire a babysitter,
and as you like to take Kurt to the park, she would have to go with
you… and you would meet a nice lady.”
“I fail to understand the logics behind this
masterpiece of strategy.”
“The
plan should have worked fine if you would have been a little more
cooperative,” Guntram retorted very frustrated with himself, his
friend and the world at
large. “There were eight different women living in my house for the
past four or five months, and you couldn't choose one! I’ve lost
track of how many photos and CVs I’ve seen! Over twenty!”
“Ah,
so that explains why the Duke did not explode
after you told him you wanted to have a young, sexy au pair girl
living under your roof.”
“He chose number six and was very disappointed when I
had to send her away,” Guntram confessed.
“I
see,” Goran said seriously,
and Guntram looked at him feeling very ashamed.
“You have every right to be furious with me, Goran. I
should have not interfered with your life. I offer you my deepest
apologies.”
“Of
Milan, Ratko and the others, including our Duke, I can believe they
would try something so childish and stupid, but you? How did they
convince you to be a part of this charade? What were you thinking?
Throwing women at my feet so I would choose one!”
“I'm deeply sorry.”
“It's
insulting! What do you all think I am? A stud
bull?” Goran asked without raising
his voice, and
Guntram blushed even more. “I'm going to have a word with all of
them.”
“Goran, don't be so upset. It ends today. I'll see to
it.”
“No,
I
will see to it, and next time,
don't listen to them!”
“I was afraid you would name Kurt your successor,”
Guntram finally confessed.
“Is
that what you thought? Get me to make a baby so I would spare your
son
a fate worse
than death?”
“You know what I really think of the Order. I don't
want any of this for Kurt.”
“I
would
never name him my successor! He's only two years old! And I know you
would oppose to it!”
“Konrad thinks you will name his boys.”
“I
haven't even
been on ‘the throne’ for a year, and all of you are already
looking for my replacement?”
“It
was a move calculated to
twenty years from now.”
Goran
huffed and shook his head in disbelief. “Guntram, you concentrate
on painting and don't think on politics, all right?” he barked.
“You have no heir so far.”
“And?
Things change dramatically from one day to the next,
and you want me to fix our position for the next twenty years? My
successor will be someone who is ten years younger than me, or less.
I thought you knew this.”
“Who?”
“Don't
tell
this to anyone, not even to the Duke,” Goran said seriously. “I
haven't made my mind up between Mirko Bregovic and Fedérico
Martiarena Alvear. Both are good, but still need more training and to
gain more experience. It's still not time to make a decision, and
perhaps Armin von Lintorff's character improves now that he's more
responsible.”
“Mirko or Fefo?” Guntram repeated shocked. “Not
any of my children?”
“They
are all babies! Really, I thought we had left behind this
entire ‘rule by blood’ story.”
Guntram
looked down very ashamed as Goran huffed once more. Kurt stood up
from the carpet and walked towards
his godfather smiling and gesturing to be picked up.
“No, young man. Say it with words,” the Serb said
with a kind smile.
“Up,
Uncle!” Kurt said, gently hitting the man's knees, but he didn't
pick him up. “Please,” he added quickly.
Goran
chuckled and sat the child on his lap. “Do you see,
Guntram? Kurt seems to be cleverer than all of you together.”
“You are right, Goran.”
“I
still can't believe that your great plan was to introduce me to
several women and wait till I bit
the hook. It's really offensive that you all think I'm so simple.”
“If you were not so picky, it would have worked
without a hitch.”
“Whenever
I want a wife, I will look for one all by myself,” Goran said
sternly. “What was going to be your next move? Drug me and take me
to an ‘express
date’ service?”
“I
don't know,” mumbled Guntram, ashamed that the
idea had crossed his mind more than once.
“I'm taking this young gentleman to the park. Alone.
And later, we will go for tea to a new place we both like very much.”
Guntram
rose from his chair to pick his son from Goran's lap and went
to the children’s bedroom to dress him in his shoes and coat as
Goran still fumed in the living room. When father and son returned,
he rose from his chair and seriously looked at his friend.
“Here,
for you, Guntram,” Goran said after searching his jacket pockets. A
Mars caramel bar appeared in front of the young man's mortified face.
“At
least you're not sending me white calla lilies,” he commented,
feeling
more ashamed than before, but accepted the candy bar. “I totally
deserve to be called a brat.”
“Italian
messages are not my style, but I'm glad you understand.”
“It's perfectly clear.”
“Good.”
Goran turned around and softly called the small baby
who came running to him, delighted to be picked up and hugged.
“Are
you sure you don't want one of the girls to…?”
Guntram insisted for his wounded pride's sake.
“We are going to have a piece of cake. We'll be back
at four,” Goran answered fixing his eyes on his friend. “Human
Relations is not your thing, little brother.”
“I
really don't get it. Honestly. All of these women were simply
stunning. Even I was having second thoughts about some of them.
Today's one was sponsored by Milan himself,
and she puts Claudia Schiffer to shame.”
“Then
tell Milan to ask her out. Maybe he finally gets the wife he has been
looking
for desperately for the past twenty years.”
“Are you going to Sprüngli?” Guntram asked,
changing the subject as he couldn't stand Goran's penetrating gaze
any longer.
“No,
it's too full with tourists. For
the past four months we have been going to a new place near the bank.
Real home-made cherry cake and good service. I think the lady who
runs it also speaks Spanish,” Goran commented with a naughty smile
as Guntram opened the door and absentmindedly nodded and kissed his
son good-bye.
“By
the way,
Guntram, number three and number six were very sporty. Send my
compliments to the Duke,” Goran said and winked just before pulling
the door close after them, prying the handle from Guntram's petrified
hands.
Alone
in the elevator, the child held
in his arms, he looked at his godson and chuckled at the memory of
Guntram's face of total shock when he had admitted his own adventures
with the girls. “Little one, sometimes I don't understand your
father,” he told the baby, who laughed in return.
“Exactly my thoughts.”
'What
was Guntram thinking? He helps to organize a parade of women for my
benefit,
and he expects me to do nothing? Was I supposed to choose one,
declare my eternal love to her, marry, and only then, consume my love
for her?
'…Did
I just say, “consume my love for her”?' wondered Goran. “I'm
spending too much time with your father, Kurt.”
“Goran! Papa's new watch!” the baby said, happy
that finally someone was really listening to him.
“I still don't understand you,” answered Goran
shaking his head and watching the boy with a mixture of tenderness
and pride, amused at the child’s long sigh, the latter frustrated
with the world's incomprehension. “We'll go to visit Maria
Antonieta and maybe she has something good for you. Don't you agree
she's very lovely?”
'Yes, that's a nice lady who likes children and cooks
well. Perhaps I should take my chances with her.'
Dear Tionne,
ReplyDeleteCould you please explain to me how an amazing author such as yourself, who is capable of writing exciting stories, can have such idiotic, racist, hurtful and prejudicial opinions about islam?
I used to think that your books were well-documented with clever characters, but when I read how you denigrate a religion and a culture with more than 15 centuries of history, I am afraid I was wrong. I am just shocked and disappointed by such hateful feelings.
Roulette
I seconded what Roulette have said. I truly enjoy and absolutely love reading your superbly written stories, but when it comes to certain part of your stories that contain some (as Roulette said) racist, hurtful and prejudicial opinions regarding islam and muslim, it made me feel sad, disappointed, and definitely hurt. It made me somewhat angry too.
ReplyDeleteAs I've said, I love your stories, but i can no longer enjoy them as much as i used to now.
Goran is a Serb, you realise? It would be shocking if he wasn't prejudiced against muslims.
DeleteTionne's stories are so compelling because she doesn't simply write politically-correct bullshit!
Please note that we are speaking of Serbs who were at war with Croats and Bosnians. There must be a reason why they're are called "Crusaders".by Repin and his people.
ReplyDeleteDo you think they would be understanding or willing to sit and learn about Islam? The author is not his or her characters. As a writer I have to try to portrait reality as close as I can. Every character has his positive and negative features; Goran, Milan or Ratko are Tchetniks. For them is nearly impossible to "close their eyes" at the advance of Islam in Europe. Why do you think Konrad sent Michael Dähler to some"peace enforcement duties" if Goran was losing his patience during the negotiation with the Albanian drug lord in Venice?
To keep our Serbs quiet, would be like having a Gestapo officer reading Heinrich Heine in the middle of a political rally or having a copy of the Flower duet of Lakmé by Délibes in the middle of a concentration camp? Oh, that one already happened in a Oscar winning film.
It is my view that historical accuracy or literature should not bend to "what should look nice to readers". I don't believe in "100% nice and lovable" character. Do you know any human being who is like this? I think we can count them with one hand. It's a bitch, I know, but reality is like this. Hidding something is never a good policy.
And thank you very much for calling me idiot, racist and a long etc, You're mistaking me by my characters. With such approach to my work, I am left with no other option than the vulgar "don't like, don't read".
By the way, one of my last works was on Averroes, who happened to leave us some of the most wonderful comments on Aristotle's works .
Tionne Rogers
Ah, in TS3 Guntram makes friendship with a Sunni Muslim young woman and that causes some problems with.... his own people.
ReplyDeleteDear Roulette et al.,
ReplyDeleteTionne, as always, already addressed your comments in a much more eloquent way than I could ever. But how ridiculous can you two be? Her books are *filled* with controversial material. The characters are all flawed and complicated because she has incorporated some very real but nasty things from our world. Lest we forget, Konrad actually raped and beat Guntram, on MULTIPLE occasions. Where was your outrage there? Or when our Serbs went on a killing spree in Latin America, publicly displaying their kill in the 'old world' sort of way? Heck, you would even be offended by the sheer fact that she had the Serbians be the executioners!! Why not be outraged by that? I have a word for your selective outrage: hypocrisy.
I mean, good lord, do you think she paints Christianity or Catholicism in a positive light in her books??!?? The majority of the openly Christian characters in this book all use violence in order to maintain control when money doesn't do the trick. Oh, and lest we forget, they also do so in the name of God! Where is your outrage for *those* faiths? Ahhh, perhaps you had sense enough to realize that what you were reading was fiction. A beautiful, complicated, and realistic story--but a FICTION nonetheless. If authors didn't write characters that said and did things that they hadn't done, the world would be filled with a bunch of really borings books. Spare us all, your embarrassing and unrighteous indignation.
And by the way, I actually doubt that either of you have read her works. After all, had either of you *actually* read her works, you would have known that she actually created an incredibly strong and beautiful Islamic character who made it a point to challenge Goran, Konrad, and even Friedrich's prejudices: Fatima. I guess you both conveniently forgot/ignored that part... As Tionne said: "Don't like, don't read." Oh, but since you already don't read....
-L.S.
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ReplyDeleteDear all,
ReplyDeleteI cannot help but agree wholeheartedly with L.S. strongly and rightly-worded comment.
I'll do something, Ms.? Mr? M. Roulette, you failed to do. I'll distinguish between real people and books and their fictional characters.
Concerning people, I'll not defend the author, as she doesn't need any defending (she hasn't done anything wrong); and even if she did (which she didn't), the author has already done so beautifully, herself.
Furthermore, there's no point in answering to what is nothing more but baseless character attack. For someone so concerned with hurtful opinions, M. Roulette, you have provided us with a marvellous example of it. (Mind you, I am not criticising your right to an opinion, but your opinionated commentary. There's a difference.)
Concerning books, L.S. is entirely correct. After reading your comments, both yours and the person's below yours, I cannot help but to conclude that you haven't read Ms. Rogers books, not really.
These are not politically correct, best-selling, mass-targeted novels. Neither are them Harlequin novels with 'bad boys' that are not really bad boys but that appear that way because girls are supposed to be attracted to them but only if in the end they prove to be Prince Charming in disguise with a troubled childhood. If that's what you were expecting, I'm sorry to say you wasted your time.
The characters in this series are nothing but deeply, sometimes disturbingly, flawed. They are not perfect. Far from it. And if they were real people, as opposed to, you know, fictional characters, most of them would also very dangerous. Nevertheless, Ms. Rogers is uncompromising and unapologetic in her description of them. Why? Because this is the type of narrative it is, and most of the 'exciting-ness' you mentioned derives from this: it is a narrative that tells things as they are. No sugarcoating. No ifs or buts.
Does that mean that we are thus exposed through these books to the fact that the modern world--our world--is a nasty place? Well, yes. But I would have thought that any reader of this series--especially any fan-reader, as you both claim to be--was already aware of that detail. In truth, that that was one of the reasons why someone would like these books.
And if it isn't, if the realism of the books is not what attracted you to them, then why did you read them anyway?
Only two reasons occur to me.
First, that you actually didn't. Read them, that is. Because if you actually had to read over 1800 pages to decide the story and its characters were too 'crass' for your sensibilities, you have my deepest condolences. I would also recommend a refresher course in reading comprehension,
The other possibility, the one that actually worries me, is that you were okay with the violence, prejudices, nastiness, and so on depicted in this story until it touch close to home. And why does this worries me? Because it tells of a biased moral compass, where certain offenses are acceptable, while others are not; that is to say: as long as it doesn't personally offend me its all right.
Not, it isn't. And nowhere in these books it is said that it is.
No ideology, no religion, no set of values that is portrayed here leaves unscathed--because none of them are without flaw. This is no attack on any specific religion, ideology or principle. This a narrative on the human condition.
By all means, don't read (or don't keep reading) this if it offends you. But as people who are purportedly concern with prejudice-ridden discourses, you should heed L.S. advice and asks yourselves one simple question: Why --of all that is said in these 1800 pages-- the only thing that bothered you were the comments on Islam? And why, after reading 1800 pages, the only comment you decided to post was a personal attack on the author?
~Higashi
Tionne, I love your stories, and I agree with Higashe e LS
ReplyDeleteThank you for your wonderful creativity in their tales.
hugs
VALL
I also agree with Higashi and L.S.
ReplyDeleteLove you Tionne
miles
Dear Friends,
ReplyDeleteThank you very much for your support. I'm glad you like the stories besides I'm a racist, ignorant bloke.
It is true I don't write blockbusters, If I would, a character so complex like Goran (or his friends) would have no reason. They simply would not pass censorship. A "war criminal" who happens to be... generous (in his own way) and a good friend? I doubt very much he would get a mega-super-Hollywood production and George Clooney would play his role.
In TS3, the past will return, not to haunt but to settle the score.
Let's take a bright look on the matter and don't be dragged into radical and fundamentalist arguments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asUyK6JWt9U&hd=1
I love the video :D.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't agree more with what has been said. When reading a novel, it is important not to confuse the opinion of the narrator and characters with that of the author. What makes me love The Substitute so much is precisely its flawed characters. They make the read disturbing and challenging and I think we need that.
On another note, I really liked this story. I thought it was a good conclusion to TS1 and 2. I wonder if we will see the evolution of this new relationship in TS3...
Dear Caroline,
DeleteLet`s hope our boys learn to behave and think a bit before they open their mouths...and that Papa Lacroix keeps his own one closed.
I'll post the first chapter after the last story of this book is in the blog. Otherwise it wouldn't make much sense for a lot of people.
Love to all of you,
Tionne
This is a total side note, but I've recently become *totally* enveloped in Formula 1! I just cannot get enough. But I've suddenly found myself seeing Kurt becoming a world class formula1 engineer. haha I am not sure Konrad would approve, but I love the idea of him designing the next Mercedes racer. :) At the very least, please tell me teenage Klaus or Karl gets to go with Armin or Uncle Albert to Monaco for a Grand Prix??!
ReplyDeleteI'm more of a soccer fan these days. I'll see what I can do.
DeleteCheers.
Hello Tionne,
ReplyDeleteWell, I thought I was coming in to read an update but ended up walking into a minefield. Very eye opening, indeed.
I think both you and your very intelligent and dedicated fans have done a great job addressing the dubious concern of Roulette. I have nothing more to add, really, other than I am thoroughly shocked over the Brazil/Germany game yesterday. If Argentina doesn't come through today, I may take up heavy drinking :-)
P.S. You are a blockbuster writer to us and thank you from the bottom of our hearts for all your efforts to entertain us. You are amazing!
Love,
Tatia