Chapter 16
Christmas and New Year passed and Lars and I achieved the miracle of “not arguing over everything” even if he stayed in the London house most of the time.
Incredible but true.
I should have got a medal from his employees as the boss didn’t pass by the office more than once per week in a period of over three weeks. He had his work brought to the house and worked on it every day for a few hours.
I wasn’t as lucky as he. It’s absolutely true that monkeys take most all of your time. Writing with a macaque hanging from your chest? Not even Hemingway could have done it. One thing is to run away from bulls (fifteen minutes max.) and a very different one is to endure a monkey clinging to your neck, writhing in response to every little thing you do. It’s a Greek tragedy if you want to go to the toilette and the apocalypse if you put the monkey back in its cage and try to work on your own things. You become an appendix of the monkey.
According to Lars, this mambo is my fault for not keeping another primate at hand who would kidnap the baby (as done in the wild) and give the mother a rest. Those she-monkeys have no hurry to retrieve their offsprings no matter how much they cry and I can understand them. The only thing I wrote during that period was; “101 Ways to Cook a Monkey” and no matter what my character did, the wretched thing was always coming back from the grave to howl plaintively under the hero’s window to be let back inside… and he did. How could he resist those soulful, full of sorrow, watery, green eyes?
The character finally kills himself only to find that Hell brims with baby monkeys.